Ok, so yes, and "Hi," and stuff. My name is Avian, and I'm here to answer any questions you might have about me and the site of Chicken Smoothie. Obviously, you should already know, I am the amazing mascot of the amazing site. Tess and Nick run it quite well, if I may add. Ok, so question time:
Q. Are you and Totoro friends?
A. The best! Sometimes she does get quite annoying and I just want to shove birde seed in her mouth, but I don't think I would be better friends with anyone else.
Q. Do you have a girlfriend?
A. Ok, first of all, I am a girl, so you need to get your facts straight. Second, if you mean by like, girly friends to hang out with, then yes. Everyone. And third, I'm not really looking for a lover right now.
I think this is the last one:
Q. Can you fly?
A. Actually, no. I wear little wingy things because, obviously, it's my lifelong dream to fly just like Totoro.
Well, I'm glad you all asked those and I hope you visit Chicken Smoothie sometime or another. Ok, so I'm going to go watch YouTube videos now, Ok Bye.
This week nomoreYOLO sends in an informative "fan interview" with Avian:) : Ok, so recently I just figured out A. Avian can't fly :( , B. Avian's a girl :/ Oops? Oh well, now I know and I hope this will help people so they don't continue thinking the wrong things about Avian... like me :3