Ok, so yes, and "Hi," and stuff. My name is Avian, and I'm here to answer any questions you might have about me and the site of Chicken Smoothie. Obviously, you should already know, I am the amazing mascot of the amazing site. Tess and Nick run it quite well, if I may add. Ok, so question time:

Q. Are you and Totoro friends?

A. The best! Sometimes she does get quite annoying and I just want to shove birde seed in her mouth, but I don't think I would be better friends with anyone else.

Q. Do you have a girlfriend?

A. Ok, first of all, I am a girl, so you need to get your facts straight. Second, if you mean by like, girly friends to hang out with, then yes. Everyone. And third, I'm not really looking for a lover right now.

I think this is the last one:

Q. Can you fly?

A. Actually, no. I wear little wingy things because, obviously, it's my lifelong dream to fly just like Totoro.

Well, I'm glad you all asked those and I hope you visit Chicken Smoothie sometime or another. Ok, so I'm going to go watch YouTube videos now, Ok Bye.

"I love the store!" Totoro said, as he flew through the huge gold doors, and into the store.

"Calm down Totoro." Avian followed him in. "We are just getting me a new collar."

"But look at this!" Totoro flew into the accessories shop. Avian sighed, before padding after him.

The shop was vibrant and bright. There was a huge display of flags, tights, hats and collars.

"There!" Avian pointed to the collars "thats what I need." They began to look through the display.

"AVIAN" Totoro yelled "Can i have this flag!" He shoved the squidtopia flag in Avian’s face.

"Sure" Avian passed him C$3. "Go buy it"

Avian was still pondering her collar choice when Totoro re-appeared.

"I've paid, now lets go!" And before Avian could stop him, Totoro had flew next door.

Back at the house, the two of them lay amongst the bags.

" What did we get again?" Avian asked.

"Oh well." Totoro sat up. " A complete set of flags, a whole load of wristband and bracelets, 17 bandges, a dressage saddle and double-bridle, a BBQ, anthor BBQ and anthor BBQ, a red clown afro wig, a blonde wig, a blonde beard and blonde moustache, a rainbow unicorn set, a brown griffin set, a phoenix set, a dragon set." He stopped to catch his breath. " A set of bat plushies, a blue music player, a red music player, a white music, 2 sets of sushi, one of those Asian dragon plush and a carrot!"

Avian sighed "Did we get a collar?"

Totoro thought for a moment “You mean the thing we went to the store for? No."

The Story of the Sunbacks

Once upon a time, there was a Sunback dog. He loved to bathe in the sun like a reptile, so he met some reptile friends. The reptiles loved Sunback dog, so they bathed on the sun 24 hours a day.
They bathed...
They bathed...
They bathed...

And they lay down for a week until the Sunback cat came along.
"How are you doing?" Sunback cat asked the dog.
"Goooood... You should try this sunbathing." Sunback dog answered.
Sunback cat shook her head. "You are bathing too long like your reptile friends. I will get you out of here."
She grabbed Sunback dog by the scruff, and was going to drag him when...
"Ohhh... This is good. I will try sleeping under the sun."
Sunback cat lay down with the Sunback dog with the reptiles.
They stopped bathing a month later, when they discovered that their pelts were tanned black. The dog was pure black, and Sunback cat lived as Hollyleaf for the rest of her life.

my exam

exams gives head steam
out of eyes is a beam
studying is hard
until I get my report card.

i hope it would be easy
the exam made me dizzy
it would be worth effort
i need to go on cs.

"SURPRISE!!!!" Totoro yelled, as Avian walked in, dropping the bag of wigs she was carrying.

"Huh?" Avian picked up a blonde wig from the floor, and looked at the array of pets and fursonas, wearing christmas hats.

"Whats with all the wigs?" Totoro gave Avian a sideways look.

"Tess asked me to drop them off at the store." Avian took another look around, just to prove she wasn't dreaming. "Why is the place full of christmas decrations?"

"BEACUSE ITS YOUR SURPRISE CHRISTMAS PARTY SILLY!" Tortro could barely contain his excitment. Avian, on the other hand, was trying very hard not to laugh.

"But, its March. Christmas isn't for months." Avian padded over to the tree Totoro had got out of the loft, then to a full christmas dinner and shook her head.

"I need to go to the store, drop off the wigs, then vist the ATM for some more C$. This better be cleaned up before Tess gets back, you silly goose." Avian began towards the door.

"Avian, I'm NOT a silly goose." Totoro ruffled his feathers up. "If you are to call me anything, it will be a silly bird, for that is what I am!" He slammed the door triumplently. Avian sighed. She just couldn't understand Totoro sometimes.