September 5, 2015

September is the month that the Staff litter has come out, which has always been great fun and speculation for the staff who contributed to the litter and users trying to guess who made what! If you've been keeping up with the Staff Litter Discussion thread in the CS forums, you may have seen some of the chaotic fun guessing going on. Here's a great story depicting this by Wild&Free (#652555)! Thanks for this fun submission :)

I sat myself down inside the big room. A sign hung on the wall. "Staff Litter 2015 Discussion" it bragged. The staff sat watching us as we discussed the pets. A friend of mine held up his pure blue 'Who am I?' puppy in my face. I scowled and pushed him away. A silence fell over the room as one of the staff whispered something.
"I open at the close, huh?" 
And then, chaos. With a groan, I stared at by bundle of 40 sleepy, snoring little staff pups.
"Grow up, you lazy pups!" I sighed, remembering that I'd adopted mine a day late.

"I found Ethulai's!" Cried a member. A few hours had passed and the members had resulted to bribery, throwing cookies and cakes at the staff. I raised my eyes to a member proudly holding a pup in his arms. All the staff did was laugh, look at each other and watch the chaos. This was going to be a long wait until one of the staff cracked. Better help them. So, I pulled up a bag of cookies, rose from my seat and stepped into the crowd...